Please come to St. Louis. Like that Mr. 50 cents says, "I love you like a fat kid loves cake." St. Louis is a great place, and I'd visit you quite frequently. I know times are tough but seeing that my beloved duvet cover is back ordered until March 30th makes me weepy.
I mean look at this cute elephant? I need him. I could have him in my hands if you came to St. Louie.
Come on we invented toasted ravioli. We are that cool.
I love these chairs too! I don't know what i would do with them but I love them. ALL of them!
And my beloved headboard. It's on sale but since I have to have it shipped it would cost me $80 and some change more to get it to....St. Louis. You guessed it. You know what? That's fine you don't want to come here. Guess who is here? It's my little friend named Pottery Barn.
Look at these white beauties! We'll my dear West Elm. You need to come. If you build it, I WILL COME! Pluse, like i said, we have toasted ravioli. And the ARCH! It's an arch made out of steel. I'll personaly take you on a tour, but i don't go up beyond that first floor (not a big fan of heights) but I'll watch you go!
Think about it. Think of all the fun we'll have.
Customer against backorders and delivery charges.