Yesterday, I was cleaning smashed food off the floor (I swear this kid thinks that throwing food off his high chair is his way of helping me clean up.) My pants were sagging low and I hate to admit it but my crack was hanging out. Brady walked over to me and put his hand on it and said, 'buh, buh!'
Awesome. Not only is my kid trying to say 'butt' but he knows where it is. More so, he knows that the crack is part of it.
I can only imagine this is just a small part of what is to come.
Lesson #235 in parenting. Watch your mouth.
Lesson #3444: Buy new pants.