Friday, November 30, 2007

Slumber Party....with my Grandma?

Yep, you guessed it. I had a slumber party last night. Um, no not the kind with sleeping bags and TPing but the kind involving adult novelties. Yes, that is a nice word for it. Adult novelties. I decided to have one because some girls at work were talking about wanting to have one. Well, i just bought a house and thought it would be a good way to show it off, and well, a party is always fun. So, I made some yummy food, and bought some wine (which i consumed way too much of) and had about 20 girls over. Out of the 20 people, one of them was my grandma. YES, i know. Embarrassing, and awkward all in itself, but she was hilarious. I mean the first half of the party was creams, lotions and fun stuff like that, but when the heavy artillery came out, wow, i could no longer sit by her. There is something about holding a vibrating penis-like object with bunny ears, and then looking over at your grandma that just was not only awkward, weird, and embarrassing but also something in a million years i never thought would occur in my lifetime! I think I peed my pants when she went to put the q-tip of anal ease on her lips! I do have to say thought that she was a good sport through the whole thing. Anyway, it was a blast. If anyone wants to have one.....i have the best consultant for ya! She was great...and lots of fun!
Oh, and I learned that my baby, my sweet pup, lily is terrified of vibrators. I guess when there is like 15 of them circulating a small room, then i guess I'd be scared to if i were a 18 pound scrawny dog. :)

3 comments:

Nicole said...

Awww! I wish I could have made it!!!

Sounds like a BLAST!!!

Amy said...

it sure was! next time. i might have to have another sometime. it was too much fun

Jennifer and Brian said...

Too funny...it sounds like it was a blast!!!