Ramblings part 3

• There are some days when you can only be thankful you didn't get spit up in your mouth
• Spit-up does NOT taste good.
• Eau de baby puke can be found anywhere. Your hair, your shirt, the cleavage of your boobs.
• Speaking of finding baby puke, the smell is not pleasant after it has been lingering on your clothes...or hair, or said boobage.
• A mom has to do what a mom has to do. If that means your child will only sleep in his swing during the day, then BE IT!
• When baby gets sick, momma finds a good old remedy for herself called WINE. It is very effective if given to the affected mom in the biggest dose possible.
• A sick baby is the most pitiful thing in the world. Babies shouldn't be allowed to be sick, even if it is only a cold, their FIRST cold. A sick baby with a cough is even more pitiful.
• Just when you have your baby figured out, he goes and changes the game.
• No matter what that baby always know when you just sat down to eat.
• Taking your happy baby out to eat for your MIL's b-day sounded like a good idea till you got there and he screamed the whole time. The second you walk in the door at home, he;s an angel....
• Babies R Us is like a black hole. You go in and come out to find that 4 days have past, and you are out $120.
• Shopping is so much more fun with a baby....and expensive. I have to remind myself that i am not independently rich, and Brady doesn't need 92 pairs of cute jeans.
• How in the hell do i become independently rich? This working thing has to go.
• There is no other place that I'd rather be on a Saturday morning (even if he wakes me up at the butt crack of dawn) is snuggling up with the tiniest little bed hog.
• How in the world do you love one tiny being so much? I ask that and find that I love him more everyday.
• A sleeping baby is my favorite kind. They are much easier to stare at and make all your worries disappear.