Saturday, January 30, 2010

Ramblings part 3

  • There are some days when you can only be thankful you didn't get spit up in your mouth
  • Spit-up does NOT taste good.
  • Eau de baby puke can be found anywhere. Your hair, your shirt, the cleavage of your boobs.
  • Speaking of finding baby puke, the smell is not pleasant after it has been lingering on your clothes...or hair, or said boobage.
  • A mom has to do what a mom has to do. If that means your child will only sleep in his swing during the day, then BE IT!
  • When baby gets sick, momma finds a good old remedy for herself called WINE. It is very effective if given to the affected mom in the biggest dose possible.
  • A sick baby is the most pitiful thing in the world. Babies shouldn't be allowed to be sick, even if it is only a cold, their FIRST cold. A sick baby with a cough is even more pitiful.
  • Just when you have your baby figured out, he goes and changes the game.
  • No matter what that baby always know when you just sat down to eat.
  • Taking your happy baby out to eat for your MIL's b-day sounded like a good idea till you got there and he screamed the whole time. The second you walk in the door at home, he;s an angel....
  • Babies R Us is like a black hole. You go in and come out to find that 4 days have past, and you are out $120.
  • Shopping is so much more fun with a baby....and expensive. I have to remind myself that i am not independently rich, and Brady doesn't need 92 pairs of cute jeans.
  • How in the hell do i become independently rich? This working thing has to go.
  • There is no other place that I'd rather be on a Saturday morning (even if he wakes me up at the butt crack of dawn) is snuggling up with the tiniest little bed hog.
  • How in the world do you love one tiny being so much? I ask that and find that I love him more everyday.
  • A sleeping baby is my favorite kind. They are much easier to stare at and make all your worries disappear.


Jennelle said...

Amy, I love your updates. Even your honesty about the not-so-great parts of being a mommy make me excited to have kids of my own. :)

P.S. If you figure out that independently wealthy thing, do share. :)

Cecilia said...

We could never take our daughter to Pizza Hut when she was an infant. The instant we entered the building she would scream. As soon as we left, she was fine. Lol.
I love your posts. Very sweet and funny.

Sarah said...

:) you should post these kinds of posts, like, every day. they are so wonderful and hilarious at the same time.

Lisa said...

Well said! And yes..some how they ALWAYS know when your about to sit down to eat.

Mrs. Dirnberger said...

True True and TRUE!! we have been battling a cold for quite some time...i hope Brady fights his off soon

Mary said...

Amy, you are the master of funny, yet touching posts. I love it.