Dear weird thing that happened to my body (also known by those medical peoples as a hematoma)
Well, I wish I could say that it was nice to know ya but really it hasn't been. You came into my life 5 weeks ago and you out stayed your welcome.
It might sound harsh but I won't miss you and I don't want you to come back.
Have a nice life with someone else. It's you not me.
So happy you are gone,