Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Late nights

I'm a night person. Mornings=the devil's creation. I have found that late at night, TV is downright weird. You don't have many options. Soft-core porn on Skinamax, or those stupid singles lines. Seriously, if i was a single lady, I wouldn't be calling to find my booty call, i mean date on an infomercial. I'd go to a bar like any normal girl.

Then there is this guy.

Meet John Basedow.

Mr. Fitness Extroirdinare.

The man with the weirdest poses ever to flash across your TV screen.

Yes, you will recoginize this sculpted man on your tv with that catchy song.

Fitness Made Simple....or something like that.
You might not recognize John here in his natural habitat. He poses like his everywhere he goes. I bet this was taken from his family portrait.
I just don't quite get how he can get his body to do that. Maybe i need to participate in his weight loss program to find out. I do need to get in shape. Hmmm. I might just have to check it out.
Just to see if i can stand like that afterwards.
Now, i know you are already excited but i have just learned that he has his own reality show.
You'll get to see wonderful episodes like:
"SCHIPPERKE VICE"
"John Basedow like you've never seen. Action hero John battles the evil forces
Action hero John battles the evil forces of the pizza delivery guy.
Oh, and your welcome for the wonderful find. :)

3 comments:

Lisa said...

That is absolutely hilarious!! I've so seen Mr. Basedow late at night myself. I'm a night owl too.

Lisa said...

That is absolutely hilarious!! I've so seen Mr. Basedow late at night myself. I'm a night owl too.

Mary said...

I've never seen him, but to be fair, I've probably fallen asleep on the couch by the time he comes on TV. Those are some pretty sweet jeans he has on! It also looks like his head is photoshopped on his (someone else's?) body in all those pictures. Weird.