This whole pregnancy thing is just wierd. I still have not gotten use to the fact that i am growing a human!
Grocery shopping shouldn't be allowed when you are pregnant and have morning sickness. For one, I came out with not one, but TWO huge jars of pickles. Why? Oh because they sounded good. So did the 6 containers of Velveeta's version of Easy Mac.
Morning sickness is a stupid term. Try all day and night and try to kill me sickness?
I never thought that one moment i would be ironing my shirt, and the next searching for a decent spot to puke in. Unfortunately, a trash bag was hurt in that process. Speaking of puking, when you are hurdling the damn toilet, and you realize it really needs to be cleaned, well, that makes you even sicker. Stupid men and their inability to aim a penis.
I never thought that bedtime would be 9:00. Hell, I never thought I'd be able to take a 2-4 hour nap and STILL be able to be in bed before 9.
My darling husband made the mistake of saying how i just don't do anything anymore. Hmmmm, nothing? How about you try growing an human and let me know how you freggin feel. I think today i might have grown a damn arm. What did you do?
He swears that its a boy. I guess we'll see. He says he wants the kid to be a dork bc he doesn't know want to deal with him when he wants to go out. Well, what if it's a girl and she wants to go out with a boy. Well, she is going to be a dork and therefore she won't get dates. Nice hun, nice.
I am leaving now to pick up more medications to make me stop getting sick. Combine these two wtih B6, and unisom and that is supposed to make me feel better. If this doesn't work, I have to have a freaking Zolfran pump shoved in my veins. Fun stuff.