Friday, March 27, 2009


This whole pregnancy thing is just wierd. I still have not gotten use to the fact that i am growing a human!

Grocery shopping shouldn't be allowed when you are pregnant and have morning sickness. For one, I came out with not one, but TWO huge jars of pickles. Why? Oh because they sounded good. So did the 6 containers of Velveeta's version of Easy Mac.

Morning sickness is a stupid term. Try all day and night and try to kill me sickness?

I never thought that one moment i would be ironing my shirt, and the next searching for a decent spot to puke in. Unfortunately, a trash bag was hurt in that process. Speaking of puking, when you are hurdling the damn toilet, and you realize it really needs to be cleaned, well, that makes you even sicker. Stupid men and their inability to aim a penis.

I never thought that bedtime would be 9:00. Hell, I never thought I'd be able to take a 2-4 hour nap and STILL be able to be in bed before 9.

My darling husband made the mistake of saying how i just don't do anything anymore. Hmmmm, nothing? How about you try growing an human and let me know how you freggin feel. I think today i might have grown a damn arm. What did you do?

He swears that its a boy. I guess we'll see. He says he wants the kid to be a dork bc he doesn't know want to deal with him when he wants to go out. Well, what if it's a girl and she wants to go out with a boy. Well, she is going to be a dork and therefore she won't get dates. Nice hun, nice.

I am leaving now to pick up more medications to make me stop getting sick. Combine these two wtih B6, and unisom and that is supposed to make me feel better. If this doesn't work, I have to have a freaking Zolfran pump shoved in my veins. Fun stuff.


Coree said...

I am sorry you are having all day sickness, but your post made me laugh. You are hilarious! I hope your morning sickness goes away and you can start feeling better.

Shannon said...

Hun I feel your pain. Early on in my pregnancy I was on complete bedrest and had to not only have the Zofran pump but also an IV. They had a nurse that came to my home to check on my and take my blood pressure.

Hopefully this is pass soon and you can feel "normal" again.

Emily said...

It sucks you feel icky...but I giggled at your post anyway. Especially when you commmented about men not being able to aim a penis...haha he did manage to get you preggers! =-)

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Emily's post!

Sorry that you are so sick with this whole growing a human business, hopefully it will get better soon!!!

Oh and I'm glad to know my husband isn't the only one with an 'aiming' problem :o)

Sarah said...

oh amy, it absolutely sucks that you are experiencing nonstop pukiness, but i concur with your other commenters -- at least you're making us all laugh with your hilarious pregnancy commentary :) i really do hope you're able to get the nausea under control and feel better SOON. keep us posted!

Angie said...

I agree with everyone else. You're funny. But I feel bad that you're so ill. Hopefully it will pass soon.

Olivia said...

I had to comment because I just started reading your blog, and I am also pregnant and have the exact same due date as you - November 4! This pregnancy was a surprise for me too...something was obviously in the air in mid-February. Yesterday I went to the grocery store to shop for a week's worth of food, but ended up just buying a huge container of mashed potatoes and a bottle of limeade and calling it a day. Pregnancy is weird.

Lynsey T said...

This may easily be one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm sure the morning sickness will get better but in the mean time, milk it for all it's worth. Eat everything in site and make your hubby hold your hair.

Maria said...

Great post!!

Rhonda said...

@Emily-- this is exactly what I was thinking. His aim can't be that bad!
Sorry to hear about the yakking, but your post is funny!

Rhonda said...

@Emily-- this is exactly what I was thinking. His aim can't be that bad!
Sorry to hear about the yakking, but your post is funny!

Anonymous said...

Congrats on your pregnancy! I'm expecting too, due October 23rd. I hope your all day sickness goes away soon, not fun :(

I just wanted to say "hi!" I happened upon your blog via Little Window Shopped.